I feel so used!
2006-09-27 15:29:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Get fat.
Or rich.
2006-09-27 15:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey!! It ain't easy being a sex object. You are truly cursed. You need to belch and fart more, and avoid bathing altogether. Make sure you have bad breath at all times. It would also be helpful if you were an obnoxious drunk. If you are in a restaurant with a woman, do NOT use utensils. Eat with your fingers. I say go for it!! (There'll be no charge for that advice)
2006-09-27 22:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stop calling them babes for start
don't sleep with them on you first date
or the second or the third
be more careing around your lady
let her be her self
but let her know you have feelings to
don't get fat
just stop putting out so much
and the right lady will come along
not *** along
2006-09-28 06:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by Zara3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just become a beer swilling, burping,farting, pub dweller.
But you must go everyday and talk crap with other men that want to keep all the babes from pinching there extraordinarily sexy ar*e
2006-09-28 21:58:19 · answer #4 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop Showering
2006-09-27 23:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by sweet cheeks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start getting estrogen shots. Then you will begin to taste the desire you inspire in others, and only then, understand the women that are so hopelessless, endlessly attracted to you.
2006-09-27 22:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get married, or bring your nephew or cousin with you
start hanging around with your family member and go to the curch , sinagog, or anything
2006-09-27 22:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by Henry W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know how you feel that happens to me with guys alot but what i have to tell you is that i get people because i am very outgoing nice sweet loving funny and great to be around ...well that is what i am told.... so my advice for you is to show people how nice sweet funny and caring you can be and maybe they will like you for more than just your bod
hope i helped!
2006-09-27 22:33:55 · answer #8 · answered by sweetie pie! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up from the dream. How did this dream become such a nightmare for you? Other guys would love this dream.
2006-09-27 22:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by Stratobratster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just cover ur body more or just don't care what they think about ur body .. Tell them to **** off if they want u for ur body only!!!
2006-09-27 22:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by Drea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the babes must be waiting at your door! Wow! You are so cool!...Not!
2006-09-27 22:44:56 · answer #11 · answered by JistheRealDeal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋