knock on the door
2006-09-27 14:33:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehahahaaha..I got one for ya...
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it everytime he falls asleep.
The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS!!Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD!!and goes back to sleep. The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ****!!
2006-09-27 14:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
hahaha thats hellka funny
2006-09-27 21:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by Aimee S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O that is simple and funny
2006-09-27 22:08:50 · answer #3 · answered by one tuff babe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh god thats hilarious
2006-09-27 21:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by Halloween freak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh they'd fall for it lol â¥
2006-09-27 21:46:18 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny,good joke.
2006-09-27 21:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey! that's a good one.
2006-09-27 21:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's cute! lol
2006-09-27 21:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by 2good4u 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-09-27 21:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
very bad
2006-09-27 21:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by Stan the man 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋