If a chicken and a half, could lay and egg and a half, in a day and a half,....... How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle??
2006-09-27 14:20:29 · 20 answers · asked by cabletwuck 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
about as 1/2 as long as it would take me to eat the pickle, cook the egg and fry the chicken!!!
2006-09-27 14:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
If it is all the seeds, about 3 months. By the way, did I menntion that makes no sense, AT ALL?! Because Pickles, are seedless! But like I said, if there were seeds, it would take about 3 months.
2006-09-27 21:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by ▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ *~D-Girl~* ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the pickle owned by the half a chicken?
2006-09-27 21:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Impossible, when the grasshopper would kick its leg it would launch it over the pickle and it would miss every time.
2006-09-27 21:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by dreaming_again2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are no seeds in a dill pickle
2006-09-27 21:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by DarkLotus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y would a grasshopper have a wooden leg?
2006-09-27 21:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A day and a half?
2006-09-27 21:22:26 · answer #7 · answered by Hicktown girl66 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.75 days
2006-09-27 21:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/2 day hahaha!
2006-09-27 21:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by lady_xenya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd say about three and a half weeks
2006-09-27 21:21:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋