2006-09-27 13:56:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
chuck norris can split satan in two
2006-09-27 14:02:17 · update #1
chuck norris can split Jesus's head into two with one punch
2006-09-27 14:03:02 · update #2
Jesus answer prayers hahahhahahaha
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watch this short video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH0rFZIqo8A
2006-09-27 14:04:36 · update #3
Chuck Norris eats your prayers
2006-09-27 14:05:01 · update #4
Jesus was a regular human being 2000 years ago.
Chuck Norris's tears, however, can cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.
Chuck Norris > Jeezy Creezy
2006-09-27 14:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by Oz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Jesus can find you a brain. Or at least a personality.
2006-09-27 21:16:31 · answer #2 · answered by A J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus could make the bricks and nails appear, and THEN eat them if He wanted to.
2006-09-27 20:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by married_so_leave_me_alone1999 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Save your soul from Hell. Let's see Chick Norris do that!
2006-09-27 20:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by whataboutme 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them
2006-09-27 20:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hold the universe together.
understand the thoughts and intent of everyone.
answer all prayers
Give you salvation: Romans 10.
Etc.
2006-09-27 20:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by robert p 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Change water into wine.
2006-09-27 20:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by Sydney 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Walk on water.
2006-09-27 20:59:59 · answer #8 · answered by ccrider 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
make bread
2006-09-27 20:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by Duffmuff 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this isnt funny
2006-09-27 20:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by sup yo 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋