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How many layers of covering are an appropriate barrier between my naughty bits and the Lord Jesus in church? I tend to wear at least 3 layers under my Sunday dress, not counting the masking tape I use to, well, MASK my holiest of holies. What about you?

2006-09-27 13:37:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

YOU NEED A THERAPIST. All that is not necessary.

2006-09-27 13:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No tape and one layer max, you are telling the lord he did a lousy job, how bad of you. To make up for your bad thoughts, go to this link; http://www.godisimaginary.com/

2006-09-27 20:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go to a bible believing churh for the first time.
Romans 10

2006-09-27 20:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by robert p 7 · 0 0

LOLOL! Love the name.

I go in the nude. I figure I was Intelligently Designed this way, therefore what have I to be ashamed of?

2006-09-27 20:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ana 5 · 0 0

The lord is already in your naughty bits. Stupid.

2006-09-27 20:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God needs no protection from your body. If he wanted you to be nude, you would have been born that way. Worship naked if you like!

2006-09-27 21:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by Dave 5 · 0 0

WHY? Jesus knows what you look like naked girl.

2006-09-27 20:39:22 · answer #7 · answered by debi_0712 5 · 0 0

what can a person do to help you stop being so foolish in your thinking

2006-09-27 21:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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