I was 14 years old, the age when a "spontaneous erection" is most likely to happen. I had one of those while sitting in my 9th grade English class. I'm sitting there thinking, "Thank god I am sitting down so no on can see this". Just then the teacher calls on me to go to the chalkboard and diagram a sentence. I am mortified, because I know that as soon as I stand up, the "projection" will be obvious to everyone. But, I see my way out! In the front of the classroom is one of those large maps, on a stand. If I can just get to that, hide behind it, and "rearrange" myself, everything will be all right. I do that and am busily tucking it in and rearranging it so no one will notice, when I hear laughter from the class. Only then did I realize that the map hung only down to about my belt line and that the entire class could see me "fixing" myself. I did not want to come out from behind that map.
2006-09-27 13:33:33 · 11 answers · asked by abbeyroad54321 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
what is wrong with you -- never listen to the teachers
2006-09-27 13:38:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your avatar indicates that you're female. If you're having erections, you've got bigger problems that being called up the chalkboard to diagram a sentence.
2006-09-27 13:43:01 · answer #2 · answered by First Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i have a very strong contender for equaling that. perhaps though you just may be bragging whitch i find likely. iwas caught skinny dipping with a neighbourhood girl when i was only seventeen. she was just eighteen shortly before this incident. we have never ben able to convince people that skinnydipping was all we did.i still know this lady and she lives localy, so we still ce a lot of kidding even now.we ourselveslaugh about it. it has become a urban ledgend and of coursethis story has become garbled, ut it,s still alive and doing well ,to my eternal embaresment
2006-09-27 13:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by houdini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, a girl w/ an erection in class? Now that IS embarassing!!!
2006-09-27 15:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by burnttoast97 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing more embarrasing than a girl having erection.
2006-09-28 06:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Luv Peace 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah!!! i have one too...i was pumping gas a few years ago...it was like 9pm, i was on my way to a friends house...so i put the pump in, click the little thing to hold it there while i was getting out some garbage to throw out in the bin a little bit up from my pump....im also on my cell phone....so i have the garbage,hands full, phone between my ear and shoulder, and i go to step over the pump and catch my sneaker on the hose.....hahaha...i fell forward...hahah skinned my knee, my shoe fell off, my phone went flying( now im face down, belly down LOL) i scramble to my car to STOP THE GAS FROM SPRAYING LIKE A FIRE HYDRANT EEEEVERYWHERE!!!!. hahah the worst part is that i had to go on and tell the attendant cuz i was scared to start my car....there was so much gas lol i got a headache from the smell....god that was SOOO bad...i bet they saved the security tape
2006-09-27 14:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by thatgirluknow 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a girl with an erection?
2006-09-27 13:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by lnfrared Loaf 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont undsts why u share ur most top embbarasing stories w the rest of the world...
2006-09-27 23:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by facobasten1984 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u talking about ur period?????????
or an erection cause u cant have both
2006-09-27 13:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by Marissa R 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are a guy, why does your avatar look like a chick?
2006-09-27 13:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by teenypurplebinky 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋