Ham sandwich - $2.oo
Hand job -$5.00
He goes to the counter and asks the waitress.
"Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She says"Yes I am sweetie."
He says"I just wanted to be sure, now wash your hands and make me a sandwich"
2006-09-27 13:30:34 · 6 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one, i thought it was going somewhere else
2006-09-27 13:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Mario Savio 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After that the women looked suprised to make a sandwich, then took two slices of bread and started jerking off the tube of salami.
2006-09-27 20:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But where's the fun in that? Don't wash your hands!
2006-09-27 20:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To which she replied... "Do you want me to make it on a "hard roll" or between "two soft buns"!!
2006-09-27 21:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But it's extra mayonnaise!
2006-09-27 20:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by aluminum22rocker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-27 20:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋