2006-09-27 13:23:00 · 9 answers · asked by lawlady 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I only look stupid!!!
2006-09-27 13:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by redirishactress 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Anglo-Saxon Riddle:
I am a wonderful help to women,
The hope of something to come. I harm
No citizen except my slayer.
Rooted I stand on a high bed.
I am shaggy below. Sometimes the beautiful
Peasant's daughter, an eager-armed.
Proud woman grabs my body,
Rushes my red skin, hold me hard,
Claims my head. The curly-haired
Woman who catches me fast will feel
Our meeting. Her eye will be wet.
2006-09-27 20:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
miss mina is it onion?
I was in bed with a jewish girl and she wanted me to talk dirty. I said,"I buy retail."
2006-09-27 20:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!!
2006-09-27 20:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by Skypilot49 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot! ----- Well, today was a total waste of make-up!
2006-09-27 21:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by rjr 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I resemble that Remark!
2006-09-27 21:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by Boliver Bumgut 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I talk to my self. Why? I need someone intelligent to talk to.
2006-09-27 20:27:31 · answer #7 · answered by Candi S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
spatula
2006-09-27 22:48:24 · answer #8 · answered by sasukexsakura4ever 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have bad dreams and poop alot
2006-09-27 20:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋