A man was in his front yard mowing grass when an attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angered, she again stormed back in her house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out yet again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked, "Is something wrong?" "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying "You've Got Mail."
2006-09-27 13:17:48 · 11 answers · asked by bugguy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!! FUNNY!!!!
hey I got one too, except it's not blond
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Bubba didn't know what the sign in the store window meant when he concocted an idea.
The sign said "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 per pair".
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Arkansas, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Texas drawl."
They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ......"
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Arkansas, aren't you?"
"Well...yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you know that?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
2006-09-27 13:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn it if some1 tells a joke at least get it right
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."
2006-09-28 01:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by EiaMaria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he did not tell her he was a computer repair man, he was a fool!
2006-09-27 21:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-27 20:21:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY.
2006-09-27 20:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha...
2006-09-28 06:33:22 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh ... hahahaha..... yeah this is one of the best blond joke for this week. Thanks for sharing ; - )
2006-09-28 14:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds funny to me! : )
2006-09-27 20:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some brunettes don't either............lol............
2006-09-27 20:24:57 · answer #9 · answered by lotusdell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahah....................
hahahahahahahaha...........
ohohohoho, hahahahahahah.
2006-09-27 20:20:32 · answer #10 · answered by g-man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋