You tell me one??
Kermit the frogs finger!
2006-09-27 13:00:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why are you yelling that?
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod (grass) across the street.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
2006-09-27 18:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by EiaMaria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the joke went whats green and smells of pork, kermits finger
this was on not long ago lol
2006-09-27 20:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by tinkertaylor2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kermit the frog's finger.
Sorry, I have already posted my best jokes. You will probably have to visit my profile to find them.
2006-09-28 23:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋