The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground!
The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane.
Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds.
As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
"Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. "Those were Texans with all the crap scared out of them!"
2006-09-27 12:35:11 · 9 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I totally agree with that! I know some one who is from texas and all he is made of is crap!!!
2006-09-27 12:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha if it was on the show South Park They'd believe it but in the real world probably not else you would have smelled the crap when they opened the door
2006-09-27 19:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, speaking of Texan's and Crap - GW!
2006-09-27 19:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anthony K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've done it, now! Texans will charge the border to defend their honor! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Some people have no sense of humor! LOL.
2006-09-28 09:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. So that's how you change a Texan !!
2006-09-27 20:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got bored after the first line sorry
2006-09-28 01:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by EiaMaria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you could call them Texas weiners, heh?
2006-09-27 19:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all, I am from Texas. You must be a dumb yankee.
2006-09-27 20:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by Candi S 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
haha i liked it
2006-09-27 19:37:19 · answer #9 · answered by #41 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋