for some unknown reason this question was reported by someone, it made me sad...
2006-09-27 12:07:38 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
thats stupid how someone reported you for that question i thought it was great!!! =( some people are jerks!
oh and if that question still exists see my answer to know this answer!
2006-09-27 13:46:39 · answer #1 · answered by Michelangelo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Me Too :) Yum! God is in everything so it makes perfect sense to me. Some people are just a little too uptight for their own good and that's why you were reported.
2006-09-27 12:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by wellbeing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should probably expect to be admitted to a mental institution soon. I know of people who claim the same thing, and thats where they are.
Still made me laugh though.
2006-09-27 12:10:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
directions:
take one for lack of ability to walk on water, a reasonable sanity and or not believing in false things
side effects:
expect diarrhea, vomiting, loss of consciousness, loss of sanity, all water you touch will turn into wine (or sometimes blood if Jews are persecuted), belief in Santa
WARNING: the phenomenon of being able to rub dirt in peoples eyes to cure blindness does not work, many have tries but it causes blindness
2006-09-27 12:14:50 · answer #4 · answered by мΛІ€ҢΛр™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should expect to an earthquake to hit but don't worry if your shoes are plastic-wrapped already. The only survivors of the quake will be you, underwater bunnies, Dick Cheney, and toilet plunger-loving dolphins. ;)
2006-09-27 22:03:08 · answer #5 · answered by Suz E. Home BAKER 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty innocent kitten. If Jesus were reincarnated as a mouse, you could eat him for lunch, without any adverse symptoms.
2006-09-27 12:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad moushroom? Stomache pump at your local er is what you can expect from all Christians!
2006-09-27 12:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by crownvic64 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, the power to rule the minds of the cruel, wicked, and utterly unintellegent.
2006-09-27 12:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by Toxxikation 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nausea, headaches, runny nose. If they persist for more than 48 hours, call a doctor.
2006-09-27 12:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people will say you are dead, others will worship you, others will take your name in vain., some will thank you for everything, some will blame you for everything, others will ask your help, others will complain you did not help them, they will call you different names, some will say you don't exist, some will wage war on your behalf and a lot of those people will say you are all about peace.
2006-09-27 12:11:44 · answer #10 · answered by beckychr007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋