2006-09-27 11:51:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pass gas
2006-09-27 12:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Agent99 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) order a Happy Meal
2) bring a pillow & an alarm clock
3) read aloud
4) drive in & return a book
5) sign your signature on all the books, as autographs.
6) using the books as building blocks for your creative design of the Great Wall of China
2006-09-27 23:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read Dr. Suess books while trying to look sophisticated. I wouldn't recommend Clifford the Big Red Dog books either.
2006-09-27 20:01:15 · answer #3 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shuffle the library cards in the dewey decimal system file.
2006-09-27 19:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by David C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream
2006-09-27 18:59:21 · answer #5 · answered by Papa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have sex, get drunk, strip, table dance, or as k the librarian if she wants to get drunk, strip down and have sex on one of the tables with you. Also you cant do any satanic rituals there either. I got kicked out for that! Can you believe that?
2006-09-27 19:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by Shadow Dreamer. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Imitate a T Rex!
2006-09-27 18:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ask a good looking woman for sex?
never tried that yet.
fear of rejection thing.
i am much bolder on a computer.
2006-09-27 18:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fart, screw, scream, yell, run, jump, play hopscotch, flip boogers, do backflips, do somersaults,jump rope, rollerskate, play hockey, fly paper airplanes beat your kids, shoot drugs, smoke reefer, drink booze spraypaint graffitti. Is that enough?
2006-09-27 19:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make a nuisance of you'r self
2006-09-28 09:46:37 · answer #10 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋