a woman is pregnant with triplets, two girls, one boy. at a gas station robbery, she is shot 3 times in the stomach, hitting each of the babies. when she goes to the doctor, he says the babies should be able to grow and function without removing the bullets(the surgery would be fatal).
16 years later....
daughter #1: (bursts into the mothers room crying) mommee, mommee, i was taking a pee and this bullet came out.
mom: its okay. (tells her what happened)
(a week later)
daughter #2: (bursts into her mothers room crying) mommee, mommee, i was taking a pee and this bullet came out.
mom: its okay. (tells her what happened)
(a week later)
son: (bursts into his mothers room crying harder than the girls) mommee, mommee-----
mom: i know baby, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out?
son: NO!!! i was jacking off and i shot our dog!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
what do you think?
2006-09-27 11:23:30 · 10 answers · asked by peanut 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An old one but still a funny.
2006-09-27 11:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand. For a bullet to fire it must be attached to a cartridge with both gunpowder and a primer. All that was lodged in the triplets was the bullet itself. Without the other componets it would not be able to fire and shoot the dog. Plus the caliber of the bullet would have to have been very small to fit through the urethra without doing any damage as it fired. Could you please explain how the son was able to act physically alright after having a bullet fired through his penis. The velocity needed to kill a dog would have seared the inside membranes from the friction alone.
And to make a joke about a beloved family pet being killed is cruel, not funny. This "joke" has no logic or jocularity to it at all. Maybe if you could explain the inconsistancies inherent in it, then the humor might become transparent.
2006-09-27 12:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by David C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is a good joke, but you don't need to type in the hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... to tell people that it is funny and they should laugh.
It is like the sit-coms do to tell you that you are too stupid to know if something is funny or not.
If a joke is funny or not, people will give you an opinion.
2006-09-28 16:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is a funny joke.
2006-09-27 11:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um hum
2006-09-27 11:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok david c enjoy the damn joke.
2006-09-27 18:43:24 · answer #6 · answered by EiaMaria 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
earth humor, hmmmm?
2006-09-27 11:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by WhoKnows?1995 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie. LOL.
2006-09-28 23:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt see that one coming....
2006-09-27 11:36:00 · answer #9 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...
2006-09-27 11:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by lokalangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋