a woman is pregnant with triplets, two girls, one boy. at a gas station robbery, she is shot 3 times in the stomach, hitting each of the babies. when she goes to the doctor, he says the babies should be able to grow and function without removing the bullets(the surgery would be fatal).
16 years later....
daughter #1: (bursts into the mothers room crying) mommee, mommee, i was taking a pee and this bullet came out.
mom: its okay. (tells her what happened)
(a week later)
daughter #2: (bursts into her mothers room crying) mommee, mommee, i was taking a pee and this bullet came out.
mom: its okay. (tells her what happened)
(a week later)
son: (bursts into his mothers room crying harder than the girls) mommee, mommee-----
mom: i know baby, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out?
son: NO!!! i was jacking off and i shot our dog!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
what do you think?
2006-09-27 11:23:04 · 8 answers · asked by peanut 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just love ejaculation & bullet jokes!!
Good one!!
Keep em coming!
Thanx for sharing....
2006-09-27 11:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Upgrade!
2006-09-27 18:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That is one heck of a joke!!! Very funny!
2006-09-27 18:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one is soooooooooo good! I'll have to tell my friends(and some guys at school)
2006-09-27 18:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Wasn't expecting that punchline.
2006-09-27 18:26:25 · answer #5 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jay hickman tells it differently, and it is funny too. sorry dude
2006-09-27 18:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahah i still am laughing
2006-09-27 18:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by choicheonsuh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he...
2006-09-27 22:51:12 · answer #8 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋