A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" she asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when
we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with a watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
"And Tigger?".................
2006-09-27 11:17:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you don't even have to tell a joke catdew your id avatar cracks me up enough to give you a thumb^up from lockerridge along with the name. I swear you have got to have a sense of humor within like me..
and the fact that you have earned - 7 points this week is just the capper. You don't give a big Yahoo **** about the points do you. this is so funny my friend so very funny
2006-09-27 11:20:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, the humorous element is, in case you have a bowel obstruction, you unquestionably could have poo come out of your mouth. real tale. counting on the place the obstruction lands, you may in actuality vomit feces. So pray for a bowel obstruction. It sounds love that is fairly exciting for you. apart from the loss of life section that is...
2016-10-18 02:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by casaliggi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL. Aaaww! Laud!! That is hilarious!!
Care has to be taken when offspring have a need to know. My boys would ask me the most outlandish things, and sometimes I wouldn't know how to answer in the best way. Being a single parent, I just had to wing it! LOL. ( Hope I didn't damage their psyches too, too much)!
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-28 03:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet!
2006-09-27 11:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by kropdawg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, but it's still cute and innocent, from the girl's point of view.
2006-09-27 11:18:48 · answer #5 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From poo-poo gnomes living inside you...
2006-09-27 11:19:50 · answer #6 · answered by Gopherson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-10-01 15:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, that was funny!
I'd not heard that before!
2006-09-27 11:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...... but it was on here already
2006-09-27 11:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-09-27 11:37:35 · answer #10 · answered by msmidnight30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋