They come across a house and knock on the door. A catholic priest answers and welcomes the boys in.
At the door he asks them all a question.
To the 1st boy. ''Tell me sonny what faith have you?'
'Father I'm a good Catholic boy.'
'Wonderful, wonderful' say's the Priest, 'Go and stand by the fire.'
He ask the same to the 2nd boy.
'I too am a good catholic boy Father.'
So the Priest who is pleased sends him to get warm by the fire.
The same question to the 3rd boy.
'Baptist Father' responds the chilly chap.
'Well you can stand by the door then can't ya' say's the Priest.
Then back to the first boy he asks what a good catholic boy dreams?
'Of the Holy Father the Pope.'
'Bless you son, bless you.'
The same to the 2nd,
'Of the Holy Mother Mary.
'Bless you son, bless you. What about you?' he asks the 3rd boy.
'Hell Father'
'Really, I'm not suprised. And what's hell like?'
'Its like this room there is a big fire but I can't get to it for all the catholics.'
2006-09-27 10:33:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, very funny (the answer is meatloaf)
2006-09-27 10:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, if the question is "Three boys, where walking in the cold?" I'm guessing it was somewhere in the US. If catholics are mainly in the north east, and baptists in the south, then it's somewhere in the middle, but somewhere that gets pretty cold in the winter. Illinois looks like a good bet.
2006-09-27 11:00:56 · answer #2 · answered by Chris H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 02:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the guy who dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter is showing him round and eventually they come to a giant wall.
"What's behind that?" He asks.
"Oh," Replies St Peter, "It's all the catholics. They think there's only them here!"
2006-09-27 10:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny but be prepared for some Catholic abuse lol.
2006-09-28 23:33:32 · answer #5 · answered by born2survive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a very cute one suprised me though thought it was goin to be on the other subject about priests but this is very funny
2006-09-27 10:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-09-27 10:45:13 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one
2006-09-27 11:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO I'm Catholic!!!
2006-09-27 10:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by SweetD 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what v have to answer here
anywayzz nice one
2006-09-27 10:39:17 · answer #10 · answered by Lubeii 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋