funny drunk stories?

Question

In my college dorm i once got very drunk, took the elevator to the wrong floor (which all looked alike) walked into what i thought was my room and went to sleep. I was woken up in the morning by several people asking me who the hell i was.

Answer 1

i work for the local phone company. after partying hard one friday night i went into work the next morning for ot with 4 hrs sleep vs the 6 hrs of drinking the night before. i was legless but carried myself ok. i went to my first customers house to fix her jack which was located behind her bed. the only way to reach this jack was to pull the matress out and lay across the bed. she went into the kitchen while i was working on her jack. i don't know what happened but what turned out to be an hour later i feel someone tugging on my leg. it is the women whos phone i was fixing. she is asking me if i was alright? i said sure, i'll be done in a minute. she said "ok i was just wondering because you were snoring"

Answer 2

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Answer 3

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funny drunk stories?
In my college dorm i once got very drunk, took the elevator to the wrong floor (which all looked alike) walked into what i thought was my room and went to sleep. I was woken up in the morning by several people asking me who the hell i was.

Answer 5

Some of my friends and I thought it would be fun to cut the legs off of an ironing board when drunk once and used it to surf down the staircase in our house. We broke the door after a while because we were drunk enough that we forgot to have someone open it (the door is right in front of the stairs, about a foot and a half away)

I've woken up in people's houses and was asked if I lived there by the people that lived there, because they couldn't remember who one of the roommates was at all and thought I might have lived with them for the past month. Stuff like that.

Answer 6

My worst drunk moment was last year when we were celbrating my friend's 21st. I drank a pitcher of beer and had 3 shots of tequila and thought it would really be a great idea to go with some of my semi-sober friends and TP someone's house. So, we went to a local fast food establishment, stole some TP, and were on our way. The only problem? I threw up the entire car ride, my head outside the window, throwing up the entire contents of my stomach. Not my proudest moment, plus I had the absolute worst hangover. I learned my lesson: no TPing houses after tequila shots!

Answer 7

Once I was at a party, and I got so drunk, (I did a BAC test and it was 0.25) I jumped off a second story balcony then I walked back inside and I stumbled and I smashed my head through a wall

Answer 8

After 20 years of being mom I let myself loose and got plastered. I do remember getting in the cage with the dogs and apologizing for being drunk and promise never to do it again, and I went to the drunk to get truck, to get my bag and it was heeeeaavvvy at least that is what they said.

Answer 9

I don't remember it happening but I was told that in a drunken stupor and in the middle of a great outside college party/BBQ I accidentally grabbed a bottle of citronella lamp oil and commenced the chugging! Ended up throwing up some time later. Stupid drunk.

Answer 10

I can handle it...I kin handle it...I cin hanle ip....I ccurr, urrpp, eerrr. This was me new years eve, 1975, after about 200 double slow-gin fizzs. I knew I was in trouble when I fell down three times trying to get to the front door of the club (about 50 feet). Talk about great friends, they all made sure I was awake when I started my car and drove home (alone, I think). Woke up in my driveway, engine off, lights on, doors open about three hours later. Just in time to see the sunrise and drive the porcelain bus all morning.
I wonder if I had fun?