There once was a leader named Scott,
2006-09-27 10:24:41 · 17 answers · asked by Kevin C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whose nose was all full of snot
In a hanky he blew
The whole world said "eww"
and fired him right on the spot
2006-09-27 10:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by Ring Ring Ring Bananaphone 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There once was a leader named Scott
Who entered a duel with Mr. Knott
Knott shot Scott
Scott missed Knott
Scott was killed by Knott but not Knott by Scott
2006-09-27 18:26:07 · answer #2 · answered by al p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a leader named Scott
Who while humping a white Shetland was caught
The farmer got busy
While the pony got dizzy
And they all ended up in a knot.
The end
2006-09-27 18:03:58 · answer #3 · answered by C P R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a leader named Scott.
He led his followers out to be shot.
They were all found dead
with shrapnel in their heads.
Now for followers, Scott, he has naught!
2006-09-27 17:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by rolahey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a leader named Scott
Who the kingdom had loved him not
He went out to plea
With the powers that be
And found himself calculatedly shot.
2006-09-27 18:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by Bogie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consider adding an adjective to the first line.
There once was a (fast, blind, evil, etc.) leader named Scott...
2006-09-30 22:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by atomiktwin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a leader named Scott
Who brought his horse to a trot
The horse stepped in a hole
That was dug by a mole
The poor horse, it had to be shot.
2006-09-27 17:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by Melissa B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a leader named Scott,
He smoked a lot of pot,
He dropped out of school,
What a fool,
His brain has begun to rot.
I know it's not what you were looking for....but I got a kick out of it. Thanks, and JUST SAY NO!
2006-09-27 17:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by SweetD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a leader named Scott
Who liked exploring a lot
The Antarctic he was told
Is extremely cold
And he died there wishing it was hot
2006-09-27 18:01:29 · answer #9 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he burnt himself on hot pot.he cried ouch. everyone helped, this is the leader named Scott.
2006-09-27 17:29:16 · answer #10 · answered by regina s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋