Should we all be bowing to Ken Ham and sending him still more money??
2006-09-27 10:13:36 · 20 answers · asked by keepitsafe2think 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nice question! Adam and Eve weren't really Adam and Eve- they were Adam and Steve, they WERE homosexuals, and dinosaurs didn't exist....
All of this is lost in translation but explained very clearly in the Jim Davis code. Its a good read- Did you know Garfield was really Jesus's gay kittie?
stupid bible
2006-09-27 10:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so perfect. The bible has no mention of Dinosaurs. Yet there are bones of them everywhere. How does that fit into their religion. It doesn't.
Also, if Adam and Eve were the first people how did we get more people. Oh yeah, they had kids. But then what happened. Eeewww! Incest time.
2006-09-27 17:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by chris42050 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course not. They rode on air that was charged with holy energy, which was too filled with the love of the Lord for the homosexuals to breathe. they died instantly. AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
I am so kidding, I think this is a ridiculus question. Whats your point?
2006-09-27 17:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by smilingfool07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam was gay so maybe not so much ....eve was a long haired hippy who smoked weed and made adam dress her up in manly type clothed, they didnt go to church they went night clubbing and did a little soft shoe. and who feathers in there hair on sundays.
2006-09-27 17:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by pixilated 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dinosaurs predate humans by about 40 million years,
They drove cars with their feet running on the ground like in the flinestones.
2006-09-27 17:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eve was the first carpenter - she made Adam's banana stand!
I tried to answer in the same spirit as your question . . .
2006-09-27 17:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO SILLY they sailed that big ark thingy to church and when they opened the big ark door, it fell on the homo's and killed them
made a kind of crunching splat sound
2006-09-27 17:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by Truthasarous rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite probable, homosexual trampling was considered a sport at that time.
2006-09-27 17:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adam and Eve walked daily with God until thrown out of Eden!
2006-09-27 17:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
How insulting to those of us with faith in God.
Umm, who is ken ham?
2006-09-27 17:15:24 · answer #10 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋