They ahd just had a converstion about Adam and Eve taking the forbidden fruit.
Aborigine: If I was Adam I wouldn't have eaten the fruit.
Christian: Why do you say that?
Aborigine: I would have eaten the snake instead.
2006-09-27 10:12:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah Witness with a Unitarian?
A: Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
2006-09-27 10:14:23 · answer #1 · answered by Book0602 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Despite popular belief that early Europeans thought the world was flat, this is just not true.
They viewed the Universe, from pre-classical Greek times, as being a sphere (symbolised as an apple-like in Genesis- or other spheroid fruit).
This Universe progressed in a straight line through time. Most members of Western cultures still believe this.
To them path of an apple in nature is a straight line (see Newton, apple falls vertically to the ground).
Time and the Universe is (are) seen differently by Native Australians.
The Universe and time take the form of a helix, with each point on any coil being in contact with a corresponding point on coils above and below.
Thus past and future times, people and events are in intimate and mysterious contact.
The coiled snake represents the Native Australian Universe as the apple represents the Western Universe.
God Bless,
Canaille
2006-09-27 10:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by CANAILLE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>>a million) that's impossible that all and sundry international inhabitants(greater desirable than 7 billion human beings) again from in easy terms 2 persons. the mathematics: Assuming 2 many years in line with era. 6000/20 = 3 hundred generations. 6 billion = 2 * x^3 hundred => x = (3 billion)^(a million/3 hundred) = a million.0000000019. Now, for each baby, there are 2 dad and mom so each and every individual has 2x infants = 2.0000000038. "Take a penny and double it" that's practicable yet no longer likely as figures could desire to be consistent and don't no longer contain mortality fees, organic and organic catastrophes, famine, conflict or greater lifespan.
2016-12-12 16:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about the guy who took prozac instead of Viagra? When it didn't work he didn't care.
2006-09-27 10:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by adorehandel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bobby, what would you have preferred Eve to eat?
2006-09-27 10:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
Personally, i would much rather have eaten the apple than my own penis.
2006-09-27 10:14:30 · answer #6 · answered by bobby t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what trendy method of exercise and relaxation did the starwars freak take up?
yoda!!!
2006-10-01 03:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by supersam82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bobby T you'd eat your own penis if you could and you know it!
2006-09-28 05:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I'm glad you didn't say 'apple'.
2006-09-27 11:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and what are we supposed to say? ha ha no i dont think so
2006-09-30 04:17:08 · answer #10 · answered by rachel d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋