i was at a very formal dinner the other day, it was a charity event fund raiser and everything was perfect, the quiet background music was to my liking, the food was superb as was the wine. Actually the wine was a little too perfect, i drank more than my fair share and while i was a little drunk i climbed atop the dining table where i proceeded to take a dump next to the centre-piece. it was smelly and oogy and poor old mr.rogers nearly had a heart attack. needless to say i was promptly asked to leave. at that point i sobered up a little bit and just tried to leave with my dignity. what should i do if this ever happens again?
2006-09-27 10:07:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Should this ever happen again, here is what you do. After finishing your business, do your best Elvis impersonation "thankyouverymuch" and then make sure to call the paramedics for Mr. Rogers sake.
2006-09-27 13:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by Rckets 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i might say--to no longer be gross--face as much as the urge to blow complete-stress. purely slowly enable it out, and dont squeeze too lots, if in any respect. That way that is going to be slower and much less loud. concerning to the scent...I haven't any solutions there, pal. If that is achievable to try this (some human beings might evaluate it impolite; be careful and be attentive to first) excuse your self and walk someplace else, i.e. a bathing room or something to launch it. =P wish that enables!
2016-10-18 02:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So first you farted and then you sh*t? Scooby you might want to see a doctor about anal leakage problems. Are you on a Rx Med that might cause this? No? Than you might want to cool it with your boyfriend till things tighten up again!
2006-09-27 10:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by She B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grozz
2006-09-27 14:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jasmine Ird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all you can prevent this from happening if it ever really happened at all.personally I think your full of it.BUT if this does happen you should write a personal apology and offer to clean it up.
2006-09-27 10:19:44 · answer #5 · answered by memeemelissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first you are flatulent, then you perform a ridiculous stunt that cannot be considered civil?
2006-09-27 10:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by Spam I Am 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you seriose? no normal person would do such a thing. get mental help
2006-09-27 11:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adult diapers.
2006-09-27 16:27:19 · answer #8 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-09-27 10:52:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋