as rich as all other churches... how do I do it???
2006-09-27 10:01:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I want the GOLD!!!!!
2006-09-27 10:04:59 · update #1
I guess that makes me worthless???
2006-09-27 10:05:43 · update #2
I can't even see the eye in the needle, so being poor is not an option!
2006-09-27 10:09:26 · update #3
Tell the sheeple the same thing the other cults do:
"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!"
It works for them!
2006-09-27 10:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by christ_inanity_666 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Figure out what sells. Sex, drugs, rock-n-roll! Or become a trusted member of a mega church, work your way into the treasurer position and get them to gather money together for a huge expansion. Grab the cash and run into the night.
2006-09-27 10:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy do what the others have done, and that make up a name for a new religion, write a holy book using God's words, but using those for your own use, to profit, and control,
Have faith in God not religion
Love & Peace
2006-09-27 10:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by ringo711 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, Jesus said there are 2 gods to serve: God and mammon (aka money or the monetary system). Some churches serve God and are blessed for it in this life and in the life to come reap everlasting life with Him; others serve mammon and have their reward in this life only and are eternally separated from the God who gave them their life and right to choose whom they would serve.
And that's the beauty of the whole gig. We get to pick and choose which God or god we will serve and earn the corresponding reward.
2006-09-27 10:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by Carol L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer easy answers, for a moderate fee. With hidden charges, surcharges, special taxes and guilt money.
2006-09-27 10:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by Reinvention 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you say rich--are we talking money, spirtual growth, and have you started a new faith for the world?
2006-09-27 10:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by hope4houses4u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first of all you have to believe and confess that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Master.
Them you have to study hard and maybe them you will be led by the Holy Spirit.
Who knows what can happen It is happening for me
2006-09-27 10:25:56 · answer #7 · answered by william c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dedicate your life to serving others.
2006-09-27 10:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
become a priest, and take the tithing money for yourself like the rest of them. (i dont think government taxes that money )
2006-09-27 10:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a well paid job
2006-09-27 10:12:50 · answer #10 · answered by Agne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋