THE FIRST passenger says:
"Ik am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans."
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
THE SECOND passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:
“I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.“
SHE GRABS a parachute and jumps off the plane.
THE THIRD passenger, George W. Bush, says:
“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.“
HE GRABS a pack and jumps off the plane.
THE FOURTH passenger, the Pope, says to THE FIFTH passenger, a young school boy:
"I am old. I have lived my life as a good person and a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."
To this the little boy says:
“Don‘t fret old man…..
There is a parachute for each of us!
The SMARTest president of America took my schoolbag....."
The moral of this story….
Each country gets the president it deserves.
Oh God…. Can‘t this idiot just shut up!?
2006-09-27 09:54:36 · 20 answers · asked by sandolina 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, but archaic and certainly not very patriotic.
2006-09-27 10:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by mld m 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A plane crashes into the ocean. There are 4 suvivors, an Englishman, a Frenchman ,a Texan,and a Mexican, who manage to get into a life boat. After 10 days at sea, the rations start running out. One person can last another 2 weeks, 2 can last a week, 3, about 3 days and all 4 will deplete ALL the rations TODAY.
Suddenly, the Englishman stands up, shouts "God Save the Queen", and dives overboard. About an hour later, the Frenchman stands up and shouts, "ViVa La France", and dives over the side. Another couple hours go by. Finally, the Texan stands up. He grabs the Mexican by the collar and tosses him oveboard, shouting, "Remember the Alamo".
2006-09-27 10:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by kiprocnrol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because planes quite a lot in no way crash the position a parachute may be any use in any respect; because installation 500-straightforward ejector seats may weaken the airplane structurally to the point that it grew to change into risky to fly; and on condition that on condition that maximum passengers do not even problem to positioned on their lap belt in flight they'd in no way positioned on the completed harness and safe practices outfits had to live on an ejector seat firing - and there definitely does no longer be time to dress in it contained in the fashion of an emergency!
2016-12-02 04:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who should shutup? ok he is a good President and everyone makes mistakes including the President , You should have respect for him. And we should be Glad to have a president like him in this world and if u think that ,that theory is right then fine because i think the decisions people make today in school and in their lives is stupid thats why we shouldnt encourage It.And laugh when people get drunk.
2006-09-27 10:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i dont know what your looking for in an answer maybe the last question but what i always say to people hes better than al gor would of ever been!!!!
but that a good joke
2006-09-27 09:59:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont no, hes bad, but kerry would have been worse bcz kerrys a communist and there are tapes to prove it. he also mistreated soldiers in the war he was in, also , in that war, he got a purple heart, but he hurt himself. so be thankful we dont have a commie democrat for president, cuz it could b worse
2006-09-27 10:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Likewise, Idiot !
2006-09-27 09:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What the hell was that? Was it supposed to be funny or a limrick?
2006-09-27 09:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
class
2006-09-27 09:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by axel_jose187 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just be glad we only have 2 more years
2006-09-27 09:56:57 · answer #10 · answered by ((-(-.(-.-).-)-)) 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋