'That's ok' say's the man, 'I just hope they play darts in heaven. I like darts. Any chance you could find out for me Doc?'The Doctor said that he would find out durning the next few day's before the man's next appointment.'
A week passes and the man returns.
'So Doc, do they play darts in heaven?'
'Sorry son they don't play dart's in heaven.' replies the doctor.
' The only place they do play darts is in hell.'
'Really' responded the man, 'Thanks for trying anyway doc.'
'That's ok.' Said the doctor, 'By the way you have a match tonight.'
2006-09-27 09:47:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty funny but knd of predictable
2006-09-27 09:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as i'm watching the sky becomes dark i suddenly close my eyes and see no light i've heard a voice calling my name and touching my hands i wonder who he is. when i 've already open my eyesi was aghast the place is very bright i ask , "where am i?" a very nice voice whisper, "in heaven my beautiful angel"!
hey dude whnever a man has a few days left in his life just think positive and enjoy your time til the last moment cause we all know that life of a person comes to it's end but though i believe in second life in heaven.
2006-09-30 16:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No they merely desire that money. maximum of them are clinical specialists for the pay be certain now to not assist human beings, cuz they sure didnt pass to company 1/2 of their lives for no longer something. they favor to get payed, thanks ought to not be wonderful adequate
2016-10-16 02:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how would the doctor know
2006-09-27 12:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by msmidnight30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chavs yould love it
2006-09-28 01:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm
2006-09-27 21:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
garbage
2006-09-27 14:51:16 · answer #7 · answered by lre1979 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all
2006-09-27 11:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by sighspy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting....confusing but interesting
2006-09-27 10:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha...ha. its cool i liked it
2006-09-27 09:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋