A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
2006-09-27 09:47:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm not ragging on Blondes. I just get them and pass them on.
2006-09-27 09:54:56 · update #1
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So brunets can understand them lol
These are some great jokes! Love it!!!
2006-09-27 10:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde have a bruised belly-button?
Her boyfriend was blonde too!
2006-09-27 16:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by crazyone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey the dumbest person i know is blonde so shut up!! shows how much u know
2006-09-27 17:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my high school psychology class, a blonde girl had the highest iq in the class. fyi
2006-09-27 16:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by lefty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yea, those are funny!!!! But don't hate on blondes! Change it to "The stupid person..."
2006-09-27 16:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by Penny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you know if a blonde stuffs her bra
the tissue is still in the box
2006-09-27 16:50:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad for blonde jokes and i am a blonde too.
2006-09-27 16:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-27 16:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by lokalangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are funny...but blonde jokes can be mean...
2006-09-27 17:32:45 · answer #9 · answered by That one girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are pretty good
2006-09-27 17:58:52 · answer #10 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋