2006-09-27 09:24:45 · 33 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Roll over and face the other way. An ex used to knee me all of the time.
2006-09-27 09:26:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Luxury! I can only dream of my girlfriend kicking me in the balls while I'm asleep. Why would you even want her to stop?
There are hundreds of guys just like you in New Jersey that would kill to get kicked in the balls while they are asleep - and here you are taking it for granted. The most I can get is my girlfriend to elbow my in the ribs while I'm watching t.v.
You my friend are one lucky guy. You'll miss her when she's gone.
2006-09-27 09:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by toaster4 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It can be difficult, believe me I know. People get jealous when you have balls the size of boulders, but they don't understand the problems they bring. They frequently get in the way and/or accidentally hit. Try wrapping them with something to pad them from the impact of her foot. I reccomend bubble wrap.
2006-09-27 09:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wir müssen die Cartmen ausrotten!
{{{Cartman: God only knows the horrors that go on at girls' slumber parties. }}}
{{{Cartman: Handle it? For two billion dollars I'd handle my grandpa's balls, sir. }}}
{{{Bebe: Wendy breaks up.
Stan: What?
Bebe: Wendy breaks up with you.
Stan: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! What did I do wrong? I haven't even talked to Wendy for weeks! }}}
2006-09-27 11:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleep with a pillow between your knees and talk to her when you wake up and let her know what shes doing, she prbobably doesnt even realize. You must be really sore!!! OUCH!
2006-09-27 09:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sleep either on the couch or on a different bed.
2006-09-27 09:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GIve her a "polite" elbow in case she is sleeping and warn her that the next time it happens, it won't be so polite. OR you can sleep in separate beds.
2006-09-27 09:29:33 · answer #7 · answered by Jurch69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How 'bout MARRY HER, start taking out the trash, and buy her flowers for no reason at all--or just wear a cup to bed
2006-09-27 09:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by ohnonothimagain 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
is it an accident? if so then you might wanna sleep on your stomach or swap sides of the bed with her... if its no accident then I say kick her butt out of the bed...lol... hope you get some sleep soon...
2006-09-27 09:28:12 · answer #9 · answered by AC 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell her to stop! and if that doesn't work kick her between her legs and see how she likes it...just cause she doesn't have balls don't mean it won't hurt....or does she have balls there?
2006-09-27 09:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by TXDUDE 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋