It's a beautiful warm day and a man and wife are at the Zoo. She's wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a gorilla, the beast goes crazy. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand and his feet, grunting and pounding his chest with his free hand. The gorilla is excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, proposes that his wife tease the poor fellow, he suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does, and the gorilla gets more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall. She does and the gorilla is more exited. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs." This drives the gorilla crazy. Suddenly, the husband grabs wife by the hair, open the cage door, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the door shut. "Now, tell HIM you have a HEAD ACHE
2006-09-27 09:07:44 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!
I'm going to have to share that one with my friends!!
2006-09-27 09:55:51 · answer #1 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would the wife have told the husband she has a headache AFTER enticing him? I'm sure she didn't. That's just being a *****, and also, he wouldn't believe her. Any woman who wants to get out of sex with the headache excuse would SURELY not try to enrage the man by enticing him first.
That would be cause for being thrown to the gorilla!
2006-09-27 09:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by marky_mark_w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Gorilla....
2006-09-28 05:35:19 · answer #3 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-09-27 09:20:47 · answer #4 · answered by nilified 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm getting it although that is not any longer that humorous. it took me even as to be certain that she reported her call is bubbles because the boys reported that they loved watching bubbles contained in the bathroom although that is not any longer that hilarious.
2016-12-02 04:46:47 · answer #5 · answered by mathur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sooooooooooooooo funny i Will give it a 10 out of10
2006-09-27 09:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by ilovedogsandcats17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. i'd give it a 7/10, 10 being the best
2006-09-27 09:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by <3 Kaitlyn* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that could qualify as cruelty to animals.
2006-09-27 09:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oouu!! That is sooo wrong! Bad, bad, bad! LOL. LOL. LOL.
2006-09-28 23:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a joke...HHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHA!
2006-09-27 09:17:46 · answer #10 · answered by chewy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋