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The Passion of the Jew [8.3]

Cartman: This is why you can't bring Jews on away missions! They don't play along!

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Kyle: People don't hate the Jews!
Cartman: Really? Three hundred million domestic box-office, Kyle. The top-grossing film of all time, Kyle. Those numbers don't lie. If you're not scared of The Passion then go see it. Go see it and tell me I'm wrong. Mel Gibson, Kyle. Mel Gibson.

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Stan: Well it looks like we spent about $87 getting our money back from Mel Gibson, but I think it's the principle that matters.
Kenny: (muffled) Yeah, I agree.
(truck horn honking)

Stan: Oh, you've got to be shitting me...
Mel Gibson: Give me back my money!

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Cartman: Töten Sie die Juden! Wir können nicht stillstehen bis sie alle tot sind! [Kill all the Jews! We cannot stand still till all are dead!] Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to do thy bidding, Mel Gibson.

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Cartman: Es ist Zeit für Rache! [It's time for revenge!]
Crowd: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten! [We must exterminate the Jews!]
Woman: Oh, this is fun!

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Cartman: Aw, aw, no, come on, people, we're so close to completing my final solution!

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Kyle: I feel way better about being a Jew now that I know Mel Gibson is just a big wacko douche.

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Rabbi: And now, one of our fine young shlokas, Kyle Broflovski, has asked if he could speak to the congregation.
Kyle: Thank you, Rabbi. In 1973, the United States officially issued an apology to the African-American community for slavery. In 1956, Germany officially apologized for World War II AND the Holocaust. And now, I believe, in 2004, the Jewish community needs to apologize for the death of Jesus.

2006-09-27 11:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0 0

It was as a way that God gave for the Jews to be reminded that all things were/are given from Him. The faithful Jews did this willingly in love for their God. The first record we have of this is when the patriarch Abraham gave tithes to Melchizidek (a "type" or "shadow" of Christ).

2006-09-27 08:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by David M 1 · 0 0

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2016-12-15 15:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

So the tribe of Levi whom God had chosen to do so could devote themselves completely to the service of the Lord. Whether it be to assist the priest or take care of the furnishing in the tabernacle of meeting or attend to the needs of the children of Israel/members of the congregation...

2006-09-27 08:59:56 · answer #4 · answered by AcePrincess 2 · 0 0

So the priestly tribe would have something to eat and clothes to wear and wine to drink. And no, I'm not being sarcastic, it's in the Old Testament -- since they were the tribe of priests, they were not allowed to work, and their food and clothing came entirely from the sacrifices made to God.

2006-09-27 08:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

To support the priests that worked in the temple.

2006-09-27 08:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

To take care of the orphans, widows, the sick and the priests who were too busy performing their priestly duties to raise any crops to feed themselves.

2006-09-27 08:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Same as it is now. To support priests, temples, the poor and the hungry.

2006-09-27 08:47:18 · answer #8 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 0 0

To worship God and uphold the Convent.

2006-09-27 08:46:26 · answer #9 · answered by Muse 4 · 0 0

for the Levitical priests

2006-09-27 08:57:46 · answer #10 · answered by Donnalah 2 · 0 0

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