A giant asteroid is on a collision course with the Earth, what should i do?

Answer 1

Grab a beer and comes outdoors with the rest of us.

Answer 2

laugh it up, fuzzball. There IS an asteroid on a collision course with Earth, and it ain't gonna be pleasant.

Rev 8:8-9
And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;

9 And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
KJV

GIANT ASTEROID COULD HIT EARTH IN 2014
LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A giant asteroid is heading for Earth and could hit in 2014, U.S. astronomers have warned British space monitors.

On impact, it could have the effect of 20 million Hiroshima atomic bombs, a spokesman for the British government's Near Earth Object Information Centre told BBC radio.

The Centre issued the warning about the asteroid after the giant rock was first observed in New Mexico by the Lincoln Near Earth Asteroid Research Program.

Answer 3

I personally wouldn't be concerned. God's not destroying the earth that way. However, it would make a great movie...Oh wait, it already has. Several in fact.

Answer 4

Run. I think you should start running right now before it hits your head right on the spot.

Answer 5

Tell everyone you love why you love them cause good chance you won't be able to after the impact.

Answer 6

Find a nice basement to hide in.

Answer 7

Bend over, put your head between your knees, and kiss your A** goodbye.

Answer 8

Move to Mars.

Answer 9

Your aluminum foil hat should protect you.

Answer 10

Duck and cover!