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2006-09-27 08:28:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I think mine would be like size 18 font, and yours would be size 10

2006-09-27 08:29:16 · update #1

15 answers

Exactly. Your God would be bigger than my God if your Bible is bigger than mine. That is the right equation; I wouldn't have figured it out better than that. God bless you.

2006-09-27 08:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by lonelyspirit 5 · 1 0

Ok why are you having a God competition? Questions like that are the very reason why we have trouble with spreading the word, we are too divided. Thanks for setting the good fight back!
By the way, you just mocked God.....I'd watch out for lightning!

Or are you actually talking about the size of the word--like the word itself is actually bigger? If so, then disregard the previous statement...and you word God would be bigger than mine!

2006-09-27 15:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by ASH 6 · 0 0

Then the ID-ists are in trouble:


Intelligent Design Bible

1:1 In the beginning God banged the Universe into existence.
And God saw the bang, and saw that it was big.

1:2 And God said Let There Be Evolution and God walked away
for the next 14.7 Billion years.

-The End-


That could fit on a business card ( . . . gives me an idea . . . )

2006-09-27 15:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 1 0

Hmmm 18 font huh?
I think Jersey Ricks is bigger...

2006-09-27 15:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1 0

Hmmmmm I think my BF bible is bigger then yours.

2006-09-27 15:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by eva b 5 · 0 0

I will just create another God like man has always done bigger than yours.

2006-09-27 15:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

If your "Bible" is the sacred tome "The Book of the SubGenius" then you are right. If not you are pink, but there is time to repent, find "Bob" and reep the benefits!

What are those benefits..... tons of Slack, amazing sex, and piles of cash!

2006-09-27 15:32:40 · answer #7 · answered by vertical732 4 · 1 1

I think you're gonna get bigger papercuts

2006-09-27 15:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by chicachicabobbob 4 · 0 0

FSM has bigger balls than their God.

2006-09-27 15:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1 0

Your mouth is bigger than mr dick's mouth, this means you speak more nonsense than mr dick's mouth ?

2006-09-27 15:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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