and your selection of fresh vegetable as if they were able to converse with one another in everyday english.
Good day.
Yours truly,
Modest Upheaval.
2006-09-27 08:26:57 · 2 answers · asked by Alotta F 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
American pickle: "I'm the best tasting pickle evaaa!"
German pickle: " You don't know what you are talking about. The most delicious pickles in the world are from me country!"
2006-09-27 08:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by justmemimi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Yo, Turnip, baby...whattup?"
"Oh, hi, Pickle. How are you?"
"Yo, I'm doin' good, baby. And you lookin' good. How you get so hot, Turnip baby?"
"Someone just boiled my a/ss, that's how. Are you drunk again?"
"Naw, baby, I ain't drunk. I'm just happy to see you."
"Judging by that bulge, I can see that you are happy to see me. A little too happy. You're drunk, aren't you?"
"Yo, Turnip baby, that bump ain't nothin' but an aberration caused by the fermentation process."
"A who caused by what?"
"An aberration caused by the fermentation process, baby. Yo, Turnip baby, give me some respect."
"Pickle, puh-leez. You're drunk, aren't you?"
"YO TURNIP BABY, OF COURSE I'M MUTHAF**KIN' DRUNK. I'M A MUTHAF**KIN' PICKLE!!!"
2006-09-27 08:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋