Why don't we see monkey churches?
Sorry, just trying to post something stupid per devlsadvct. LOL
2006-09-27 08:16:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You do, they're called born again Christians. You see what happens is the evangelicals convince regular christians that they are greater than anyone else, then they say "you must be reborn", so when they decide to be reborn, they ask God to make the way they (mankind) were in the beginning and voila, apes!
Big Smiles, I got the joke.
2006-09-27 08:28:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope ! Man doesn't came from monkey.... We have just a common root, and it was not a monkey, but a kind of lemur ! lol !
Cheers !
2006-09-27 15:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that the DNA of humans and mice are 99% similar? That's one reason why scientists do experiments on them so much.
You can believe in both God and evolution at the same time. I'll provide a link to some articles on it if you are serious about studying this. :)
2006-09-27 15:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by PJ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
watch the monkey man is the key
2006-09-27 15:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by george p 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Christianity started with the appearance of Jesus Christ. At that time the transformation from monkey to man was done.
2006-09-27 15:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by Vage Centurian 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
We dont see monkey churches because they have more sense than us
2006-09-27 15:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys don't go to church. They don't believe in their monkey God.
=0p
2006-09-27 15:23:10 · answer #7 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And how 'come there are so many monkeys on Earth that haven't evolved yet? You don't see any half-evolved mutant alligators or snakes...
2006-09-27 15:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by Sailor Jupiter 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
monyes monkes o my god the only way to clean some online viruses that may lead you into troubles ( head) of such things but you said someting funny like monkes on the churches:))
2006-09-27 15:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by Strange Ball 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because the so called "monkeys" are not "evolutionary smart yet" LOL.
2006-09-27 15:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by memolino2007@sbcglobal.net 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋