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"the bible has been around alot longer than your stupid science books, first one around wins.
END OF DISCUSSION"
Seriously. I am highly skeptical that any of you can possibly see that level of stupidity and raise it a notch.
I hereby challenge each of you to post something that could possibly be more idiotic that this.
DO YOUR WORST!
Let's see what you got!
2006-09-27 08:09:08 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
holy crap, bill k might have a winner there!
2006-09-27 08:14:27 · update #1
I can't throw out a religious answer to this one (because frankly, I'm stunned by the stupidity of that comment), but I'll take the challenge all the same.
I have a bumper sticker on my car with a picture of Sitting Bull. As I was getting into my car, I had a drunk redneck tell me to "go back to my own country"....
No lie...
2006-09-27 08:13:12 · answer #1 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 26⤊ 1⤋
"if evolution really happens then there would be other creatures that are just as developed as us, like we would be able to catch conversations between elephants and all other creatures, because surely if we are getting more and more developed then so are they ,
right?
ya'll can tell me what a silly ques. this and stuff but none of u can give the ans. so basically if there isn't a God that made everything and we were all made from "mother nature" then we would all be the same or speak the same language or something because u can't for instance mix 2 ingredients and make humans and then mix the same 2 ingredients and make lets say and elephant, no the same 2 ingredients are going to make the same thing.
and if we evolved from monkeys then we surely would be able to communicate with them, as a matter a fact if we evolved from apes then we should be the ones in the zoo and ....
they should be the ones making this world run
right"
That was from a while ago.
2006-09-27 08:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by . 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton is the best all-around entertainer of the 21st century, Jeff Gordon is the cleanest-racing and best-looking driver in NASCAR, and a $50 service warranty for a $30 phone is a great idea!
At least give me credit for *trying*.
EDIT: Oh, *schnap*, I can do better!!!! Almost as good as Bill K!
My Ex-Boy once had 4 mixed drinks on top of a lot of beer, and was very, very, very, very sick the next day.
He stated, and I quote, "I think that Long Island Ice Tea was spiked."
It served as my e-mail sig for a loooooong time. :-D
2006-09-27 08:18:59 · answer #3 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So I worked hard to distinguish wisdom from foolishness. But now I realize that even this was like chasing the wind. For the greater my wisdom, the greater my grief. To increase knowledge only increases sorrow. Ecclesiates 1:17,18
The posting was truth. The use of it was not logical.
Science books change. The bible does not. Perhaps this is what he meant, however, it does sound like he may have been challenged and this response got his frustrations off of his chest.
To err is human, to forgive is divine. -shakespeare
2006-09-27 08:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by Jay Z 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The notion that all of the evil that has ever occurred in the entire history of humanity, all the torture and slaughter and persecution and conflict, all the disease and disaster, is due to one person plucking an apple off a tree 6,000 years ago, is such a completely, staggeringly, breath-takingly stupid idea, that anyone who is even tempted to believe it should seek medical help immediately, before they go completely bonkers and start killing people.
2006-09-27 08:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
That was not a well expressed answer. I guess what they meant was that the bible is a proven book. It has a multitude of prophesies that have come true, it has historical facts backed up by archeology, and makes scientific statements long before science "discovered" the data. Science is based on theory as well as facts, and the Bible has been established as factual only. I think that is what they meant.
2006-09-27 08:17:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
We're in the second term of the worst president in the history of this nation...now that's mighty stupid!
2006-09-28 05:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Jesus told Peter he could walk on water. Peter failed for lack of faith.
I once tryed to heal a blind friend. I thought I had the faith.
10 years later an operation restored some of his sight. Maybe I played a part"
2006-09-27 08:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I DID something very stupid last night I OPENED THE GATES OF hell last night oops All the lost souls are waiting for the DEVIL AT THE EAST GATE OF JERUSALEM,LOOK at the faces coming out of the wall ,bad aah
2006-09-27 08:26:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to START telling Native Americans to go back to their own country.
No one could give me a compelling reason why I should let God have the last piece of pumpkin pie.
2006-09-27 08:16:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, she's gaining ground in the fundy ranks =)
How about this (I can't find the question, or I'd link it)
If evolution is true, why aren't apes giving birth to humans in the zoos?
Although on second thought, that might not out-stupid yours there =(
2006-09-27 08:18:04 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋