2006-09-27 08:05:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ROFL!!!
Does Satan have 50 different, confusing forms? and if we fill out the wrong one, do we have to go to the end of the line?
2006-09-27 08:11:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hell is basically the DMV with flames and fire. In other words, Hell is basically the DMV.
2006-09-27 15:08:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like the first guy said... yeah.
but just think if hell is eternal damnation… and the DMV is hell to you… IF you end up going to hell (and i am not saying you will this is a hypothetical situiton) then the DMV will have fire and flames one day.
2006-09-27 15:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by girl_in707 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man... the DMV is Hell with better lighting.
...and that's coming from a Christian.
2006-09-27 15:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by seraphim_pwns_u 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Actually in Revelations the bible describes Hell as a 'lake of fire', which is how that imagery came about. Possibly also because fire was a staple in a lot of (especially Celtic) rituals and holidays and they were trying to turn people away from the ancient Pagan religions and into Christianity by telling them it was 'evil'... Here is the actual passage in the bible:
Revelation 20
The Thousand Years
1And I saw an angel coming down out of heaven, having the key to the Abyss and holding in his hand a great chain. 2He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil, or Satan, and bound him for a thousand years. 3He threw him into the Abyss, and locked and sealed it over him, to keep him from deceiving the nations anymore until the thousand years were ended. After that, he must be set free for a short time.
4I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony for Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his image and had not received his mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years. 5(The rest of the dead did not come to life until the thousand years were ended.) This is the first resurrection. 6Blessed and holy are those who have part in the first resurrection. The second death has no power over them, but they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him for a thousand years.
Satan's Doom
7When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison 8and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth—Gog and Magog—to gather them for battle. In number they are like the sand on the seashore. 9They marched across the breadth of the earth and surrounded the camp of God's people, the city he loves. But fire came down from heaven and devoured them. 10And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
The Dead Are Judged
11Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. Earth and sky fled from his presence, and there was no place for them. 12And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life. The dead were judged according to what they had done as recorded in the books. 13The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and each person was judged according to what he had done. 14Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. 15If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.
2006-09-27 15:10:58 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix's Mommy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hell was modeled after the DMV---Texas
2006-09-27 15:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by Preacher 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hell is the DMV or a children's party at Chucky Cheese
2006-09-27 15:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...just about ANY government building!! (Court, Immigration & Customs, Social Security Center, etc.)
2006-09-27 15:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dmv
2006-09-27 15:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by tanner s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or the airport if you're flying with Southwest
2006-09-27 15:09:13 · answer #10 · answered by Lance 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋