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I seem to be having trouble with my last lines....

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He said with a grin, as he stuck his head in.....
What comes next?

2006-09-27 08:03:08 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

If I find her G-spot I can suck it.
Who wants a hickey!

2006-09-27 19:43:56 · update #1

29 answers

She's simply too big so just F*** IT!


Sorry, I don't usually cuss but it rhymed with bucket

2006-09-27 08:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by smartgirl 3 · 1 0

Is Dinner Ready You TART

2006-09-27 16:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 0 0

You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.That limerick is ancient

2006-09-27 15:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 2 1

By eck I'd never ave thunk it

2006-09-27 15:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by tigress21 1 · 0 0

The Colonel's chicken is in here, let's pluck it!

2006-09-27 15:38:08 · answer #5 · answered by Iknowsomestuff 4 · 1 0

The Buick's in here so phucket.

2006-09-27 15:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why, this isn't worth nary a ducat

2006-09-27 15:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by R.Me 2 · 1 0

It looks like a truck has done STRUCK it

2006-09-27 15:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 1 0

that's the last time I pay you a ducat

(a ducat is a type of coin)

2006-09-27 15:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'll lick you after you suck it.

2006-09-27 19:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by Princess415 4 · 0 0

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