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If it's down to the last slice of pumpkin pie, and God and I both want it, is there any reason for him to get it instead of me?

2006-09-27 07:59:21 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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GOD does not need to starve you for any reason! eat the pie!

2006-09-27 08:03:30 · answer #1 · answered by K9 4 · 0 0

Would you really risk the wrath of God over the last slice of pumpkin pie?

2006-09-27 15:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by anonymous 1 · 0 0

Yes, He is God after all, and He wouldn't want the last slice of pie. If He was that hungry (if He even gets hungry) He would make His own.

2006-09-27 15:05:48 · answer #3 · answered by exodus64_1996 3 · 0 0

I wish I knew how to describe God for you but Why should it matter to me. In this life, we will face the same tribulations and joys as every other living being. We will all be born, live and die. Make the best of what you have, and during that time, enjoy God. When one wakes up to find they have cancer, that has nothing to do with rights. It is just what happens, we can't explain it, we will probably never know. No rights and conditions apply. When you come to him, its for free, when you leave, its free. He has given u and I free will. So don't complicate your life wondering what u need to do with your rights. I haven't seen God slap anyone for doing whatever they want. It is the consequence of those actions that gets us back in line. You rip what you sow.

2006-09-27 15:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by jackbauer 3 · 0 0

This is just asking for all the freak-religious peeps to start their preaching and I don't want to be here when it happens, but anyhow. The only reason he should get it instead of you is because you were nice enough to say, "ok, you can have the last piece of pie. I'm full anyway." Lol.

2006-09-27 15:03:01 · answer #5 · answered by Atwitwwcat 3 · 0 1

I seriously doubt God wants a piece of pumpkin pie.But that is
just the attitude that got humankind in the total mess the world
is in today.Satan the devil told or first human ancestors that they
didn't need Gods rule,that they could rule just fine without him.
Jer.10:23."I well know O Jehovah that to earthling his way does
not belong.It does not belong to man who is walking EVEN TO
DIRECT HIS STEP"or how about 1Cor.3.18,19,verse 19 says
"for the wisdom of this world is FOOLISHNESS with God,for it
is written;"He catches the wise in their own cunning."Thanks to
the(god)of this system of things-satan the devil-some people
(a whole lot)of people really believe that they are equil to God.
I really wish that people that take that attitude would seriously
consider studying the Bible with a qualified teacher.I would like
to suggest to anyone that is sincerly interested in learning what
the Bible REALLY teaches to contact Jehovahs Witnesses in
your area or go to www.watchtower.org....for more information.

2006-09-27 15:38:59 · answer #6 · answered by OldGeezer 3 · 0 1

Sure there is. God is the creator of all things. I f you built a house, would you think it was fair for someone else to take it from you? Same principal, but on an ifinite scale.

2006-09-27 15:02:40 · answer #7 · answered by dale m 2 · 0 0

Yes he gets it he's your creator. And say once you gave him the pie he would give it right back to you if you are human at the time because he would not want you to go hungry and as of right now he is not human as far as I am concerned so it's all yours babe.
cheers (GIGGLES). your a riot.

2006-09-27 15:05:05 · answer #8 · answered by scully_22ps 3 · 0 0

He would multiple it and sit down and eat it with you. You would be in such awe that you would just sit there crying and asking for His forgiveness, which He would grant you and ask if you were going to eat the pie or not.

2006-09-27 15:05:21 · answer #9 · answered by Chris P 1 · 1 0

Youre safe, God hates pumpkin pie.
Keep your hands off the manna though, unless you wish to be smited.

2006-09-27 15:04:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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