A man takes his dog to the vet "I think my dog is dead" The man says. Ok says the vet put the dog on the table, the man does this and the vet goes next door and gets a cat the cat sniffs the dogs ear and nose then walks back to the vet, yes says the vet your dogs dead thats £535 please.
what for says the man £35 for the office visit and £500 for the cat scan
2006-09-27 07:45:54 · 28 answers · asked by ALAN B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol :-)
2006-09-27 07:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by melinda 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your suppose to throw a dead duck on the table...then bring in a cat for the cat scan..then bring in a black lab for the lab test...so yea
2006-09-27 08:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke, it's all in the delivery, forget the vet call immediately for a side doctor
2006-09-27 07:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldieee BUT goldieeeeeeeeeeeee
2006-09-27 08:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute =)
Try these...
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me .they're cramming for their final exam.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
2006-09-27 10:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know the vet. He also charged me for tweetment for my parrot and prescribed oinkment for my pig
2006-09-27 08:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality! Very funny.... thanx for the laugh!
2006-09-27 07:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the corniest joke I've read but fairplay
2006-10-01 03:14:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you said 'great joke' I must have missed it.
2006-09-27 09:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea,cat scan
2006-09-27 12:00:11 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was'nt funny first time round and it ain't now
2006-09-27 08:20:34 · answer #11 · answered by MICK D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋