Well I would reckon that I'm the smartest fella in my family I can read and write plus I now some arthimetic but i wish they put a spell check on this part..Pa says my skills is gonna garentue me big money and i dont have to work like a slave on a farm. But I love the farm im espcially partial to this one baby critter named Shelly-Jesus my goat. I swear if she was a lady I would court her. I dont want to leave my home but PA told me a Education is going to make me happy on the long while. Pa says he dont want me to end up like him or our brother Big Earl.
2006-09-27 07:42:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
what do I do
2006-09-27 07:42:50 · update #1
Bless your heart.
2006-09-27 07:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by Ginger M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Graduate from the University of Tennessee business school and get a PhD from Vanderbilt in something. Pa will be proud of you - you can even teach him how to read as community service.
2006-09-27 12:02:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is another question/answer on Yahoo! Answers that I think will solve your problem. I think it is a perfect opportunity for a person with your education and experience.
2006-09-27 07:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by T H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do wot you know......start a goat farm and be a professional goat breeder....... you might start a trend. Hang on to that baby goat!!
2006-09-29 23:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by mitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come work at Bank of America with me. You sound smarter than most of my coworkers.
2006-09-27 07:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by Mike Hunt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work for the government of course!
2006-09-27 09:14:44 · answer #6 · answered by elysialaw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
join a freek show
and stay out of the public bathrooms theres perverts in there.
2006-09-27 07:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by kwingfan13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay in the family business and make moonshine.
2006-09-27 07:51:51 · answer #8 · answered by Snogood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the part where i pop my head up out of the cornfield and say, "that's one sexy critter, bud. i think this fella done beat me to it." (laugh track).
2006-09-27 07:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grow marijuana and bring it to the city to sell. You should meet someone who is already selling drugs and work out a deal for him to 'move it' for you.
2006-09-27 07:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋