I've been away.
so... what's happened?
2006-09-27 07:26:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well abuse reporting has skyrocketed up to about 600%. With that, the Fundies have just become more...well, fundamental. I'm afraid this has become a superhighway jihad.
*reloads*
2006-09-27 07:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ana 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, Thor showed up at the same time as the Christian Holy Trinity and they duked it out.
It ended when Thor inhaled the Holy Ghost, suspended faith in God, and caught Jesus in the family jewels with Mjollnir.
2006-09-27 14:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by fiveshiftone 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well,
Monday I became a Christian again,
Tuesday, I converted to Islam,
Wednesday, I joined Spookshow as a Satanist,
Thursday, I had my Bar Mitzvah
Friday, I sobered up and returned to atheism....
How about you?
2006-09-27 14:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You missed everything! So apparently there is a God, but its an alien. She did create the earth, but used evolution to get to us. And rapture happened, and everyone is still here because we were all wrong. What a week to be gone!
2006-09-27 14:31:05 · answer #4 · answered by Allison L 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No s--t you've been away. We had a pity party for you yesterday. We were worried something happened to you. This one dude introduced a native american alien theory about the origins of humanity.
2006-09-27 14:32:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I ate the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Yeah, I regret it, but it was that or Olive Garden.
2006-09-27 14:39:35 · answer #6 · answered by orpheus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the bible thumpers finally accepted the truth and became atheists. Y!A's is eliminating this section since there are no more questions related to religion or imaginary Gods.
2006-09-27 14:34:40 · answer #7 · answered by Left the building 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
We have established that Atheists, Muslims, Christians, Jews, Agnostics, Wiccans, and Pagans do not agree.
2006-09-27 14:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by Elle 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Whew !
Glad you're back, we thought the fundies got you. Jibba was in hell for a while, besides that, it's the same old, same old.
2006-09-27 14:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dude!!!
We're still puzzling over the LSD!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqCO7HHbpPhyF8kM_qwd9Nzsy6IX?qid=20060925113858AA6xfJa
Do you have any word of wisdom?
2006-09-27 14:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Pablito 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋