a little boy was sitting on a curb throwing a small bottle with clear liquid up in the air. a priest came by and asked the boy, what's in the bottle? The boy said it's acid! The priest said, that's dangerous.....you shouldn't play with acid.....and he took out a bottle and gave it to the boy. The priest said, this is Holy Water, you should play with this! The boy said what's so good about this stuff? The priest said, well I rubbed it on a lady's belly this morning
and she passed a baby! The boy said........that's nothing, I rubbed this on a cats *** and he passed a Harley!
2006-09-27 07:16:24 · 9 answers · asked by ecodave 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL.
Great Joke! LOL.
2006-09-27 07:28:26 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UUUUUMMMMMMM that joke was uncalled for sike it was good
2006-09-27 14:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job (if you have one).
2006-09-27 14:22:01 · answer #3 · answered by stever 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one keep them coming!
2006-09-27 14:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get out of hear. that's all you got?
2006-09-27 14:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by vtown_german 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
uuummm
2006-09-27 14:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by care bear 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ok
2006-09-27 14:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NEXT QUESTION!
2006-09-27 14:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
cool huh....????
2006-09-27 14:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋