A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up
that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
miles.Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh? The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out
of gas."
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no
otherexcuses whatsoever!"
A smart *** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence
was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her
head and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with
yourother hand.
2006-09-27 06:54:35 · 21 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so funny I seriously can not stop laughing. No really it was funny. I have to go pee now. HAHAHAHHAHA
2006-09-27 07:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by mandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one.
2006-09-27 07:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-27 06:56:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Havent heard those before, i like the 2nd one the best. good job.
2006-09-27 07:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Supposedly Pregnant But Not 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard the second one before...Both funny!
2006-09-27 06:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny.
2006-09-27 06:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!! Hahahaha
Good one, the last joke
2006-09-27 06:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by Angel_like 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hhmmmm.... someone like Bill Engval! :-) Heres Your Sign! :) LOVE IT!
2006-09-27 06:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol those are great
2006-09-27 06:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by Sara 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i'll call bill engwall and let him now ur stealing his joke (1st one)
2006-09-27 06:57:03 · answer #10 · answered by Chuck'n Da Deuce 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋