A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he
opened his trench coat and flashed at her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket
not your stub."
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,
but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock
boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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2006-09-27 06:51:34 · 6 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love em!
2006-09-27 07:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..ahaha! thx for the jokes! funny@#1
2006-09-27 13:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it....nice joke, clean, funny......thanks for sharing
2006-09-27 13:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, JA JA JA
2006-09-27 14:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by Saprisa-Campeon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. They're goodies. LOL. LOL.
2006-09-27 14:37:31 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha those are cute
2006-09-27 13:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by SinginChic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋