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i was playing a joke on my daughter, and last week i spit on her toothbrush before she went to bed... i had a bit of a cold, but didnt think of it at the time.

yesterday she woke up with a terrible cough, and the doctor said it was probably mono.

do you think she got it from me, or could it be from her terrible boyfriend (who is not white)? she is too young to be performing oral sex!

2006-09-27 06:40:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Parenting

father, you mean father.

2006-09-27 06:45:15 · update #1

23 answers

If I were you, I'd keep my daughter away from non-whites, with all their fluids and diseases. And also, if I were you, I would have stuck her toothbrush in my butt as a joke. That's how my son, and me both got AIDS. (Not in that order)

2006-09-27 06:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by Dialup, Avatar, Jones!™ 2 · 0 5

Okay first of all, how old is your daughter and how old is you, cause you have to be to old to be playing jokes on each other? I mean seriously, I have a 5 year old and yeah I play jokes on her too, but I would never think to ever spit on her toothbrush, that's not only sickning but I feel that you have to be old enough to know better, especially if you daughter has a boyfriend (who is not white, let's not forget that) and who gives a damn if she does oral sex on him or not. what does that have to do with you doing that nasty sh**? And if it is mono, and all she is doing is oral sex, then she surely did not get it from his d**k unless his d**k has some kind of special spit that no man has had before cause the last I heard you can only get that for spit in your mouth. As for it being your fault, I would say hell yeah it's your fault!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-27 13:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

This can't possibly be a real question, I hope?

If it's a real question and your story is true, well, I'm not sure what to say...I don't know how old your daughter is but this was an unbelievably juvenile and assanine thing to do for anyone, let alone her parent. How old are you? With this immaturity modeled for her by her parent, it would not surprise me that she starts doing things that are inappropriate for her age.

Lecture aside for a minute, it would depend on how long the toothbrush was sitting there.

But much greater danger to her than mono is the fact that you are her parent. You are a racist and a pig and I hope the department of human services gets clued in by someone so your daughter can have a chance.

If this was a joke, that makes you all the worse. Grow up.

2006-09-27 13:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by LisaT 5 · 2 1

I think you're a bit confused (and racist!)...you don't get mono from oral sex. It can be passed through kissing or spit. Why did you think it was a "joke" to spit on your daughter's toothbrush? Sounds like a weird joke...

2006-09-27 13:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Rwebgirl 6 · 2 0

Wait a Minuit here, what does color of skin have to do with anything? What does oral sex have to do with this, Other than the fact that she is to young, then in that case you should be talking to her about it. By the way mono as far as I know is not an STD, And why Did you spit on her tooth brush?, on what planet is that any thing but gross? And yes You spitting on her tooth brush is most likely what gave her mono.

2006-09-27 14:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by blue_eyed_brat78 4 · 0 0

What kind of mother are you? Spitting on your daughters toothbrush. That is no Joke!and you bit of a cold could have been early stages of Mono so yes YOU gave it to her. And what do you mean her boyfriend isn't white, why should that matter? You are responcible for her having Mono and you are racist. Color of her boyfriend's skin has nothing to do with it. And what do you mean he is terrible?

2006-09-27 13:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by aleniasherbalist 2 · 1 1

#1 - what kind of joke is that? That is just terribly disgusting! Besides that if you had a cold it is very likely you transmitted a cold to her that.

#2 - who cares if her b-friend is white, black or pink? That is extremely racist and to think that just because of his skin color he gave her mono is just absurd! Race has nothing to do with the occurence of mono. AND mono can not be contracted through oral sex. It is called the kissing disease because of the saliva transfer....which can happen when you cough and sneeze...like a cold.

http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/infections/common/mononucleosis.html

2006-09-27 13:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by R R 2 · 2 0

Two questions for you:

1)Why would you spit on your daughters toothbrush....how is that joke funny?

2) Why did you find it necessary to say that your daughters boyfriend is "not white"?

2006-09-27 13:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

ok. thats not a funny joke. you actually spit on your daughters toothbrush, while being sick. im sorry, did you not think about that before you did it?
And if its the b.f your worried about, you would have known if you didnt spit on the toothbrush.
Im sorry, but thats just wrong. I hope you daughter gets to feeling better.

2006-09-27 13:45:48 · answer #9 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 1 1

It's actually kind of sad that you are a "mother" to someone ... spitting on a toothbrush and criticizing on your daughters boyfriends race? I definitely think she got mono from you!

2006-09-27 13:43:48 · answer #10 · answered by Adri 2 · 2 1

You should have bought her a new toothbrush, thats nasty you spit on her toothbrush.. Why is her boyfriend terrible cuz he's black? You need some help you are a racist, and I hope your kids don't follow in your footsteps..

2006-09-27 13:45:24 · answer #11 · answered by Tracy 4 · 1 1

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