Worst drunk injury?

Question

What's the worst injury you've gotten in a drunken stupor - mine was severe rug burn

Answer 1

Got drunk playing cards with the girls, the dog starting whining, I had to put him on his run. Unfortunalty it was the middle of winter and the stairs were icy, I slipped and fell got a HUge bruise allover my butt (it was funny, i was laughing). The worst part though, at a party the next weekend i was equally drunk and while climbing some stairs I felt the need to show off my glorious blue behind, didn't realize one of my guy friends had started to climb the stairs. oops. I swore I lokked and only saw my boyfrien at the bottom...ohwell

Answer 2

As a paramedic I've seen far too many drunken injuries and they were NEVER hilarious. I have seen torn off limbs, brains scattered on the highway, decapitations and you get the picture. Those that are alive on arrival are either unconscious, choking to death on their own blood or vomit or screaming in pain. A sadder part is the injuries to those that weren't drunk and just got caught up in the mess.

Answer 3

Done in my back falling off a stage dancing, done in my foot jumping on the bed and landing on a platform shoe on the floor, did in my hamstring playing aussie rules footie with the men up the pub and cut open my leg falling down stairs drunk, had to have crutches twice because of naughty drunken antics, hurting my back was the worst injury out of all it still plays me up now and i did it years ago.

Answer 4

My friends and I were wasted and jumping up and down on a bed singing and shoving along to Minor Threat. I got pushed off the bed and landed bare feet down ...but on a glass ash tray. I broke it and it sliced into my foot. Because we were under age (at the time) and more than just drunk, I did not want to go the hospital. We called a friend who was in school to be an EMT and he came over to clean and sow my foot up with a needle and thread and a ton of butterfly bandages. Yuck. I limped for 3 weeks.

Answer 5

I ended up being the victim of my sisters drunken stupor. I was helping her upstairs to her apartment when she stumbled and knocked me down the entire flight of stairs. I ended up with a knot on my head and a torn tendon in my wrist.

Answer 6

I got drunk on champagne for my 30th b-day. I went in the basement for something, and ran into a beam in the dark. Sliced the bridge of my nose. Wouldn't stop bleeding, and I still have a scar from it 3 years later!

Answer 7

I was out with my b-friend and we had to take a cab to get back home. I didn't bend down far enough before trying to enter the taxi and bumped my head on the door frame. It still hurt the next morning but I'm still laughing about it!

Answer 8

My poor friend Bob, after drinking half a bottle of tequila, "fell asleep" with his foot in the campfire. Unfortunately, nobody noticed for about 10 minutes. He had to have skin grafts off his rump. He was in pain for a very long time.

Answer 9

My husband came home fell arm first into a cactus. The poor cactus never knew what hit it, with therapy it think it will be fine!!

Answer 10

I had a bruise that went across my butt. I had a bad spill down some stairs in Tijuana, Mexico.