Is this a stupid limerick?

Question

There was a young lady from Kent
Who thought that her fellow was bent
She said with a sigh, as a tear left her eye
It's the worst 50 quid I have spent

Maybe her "fellow" is a cheap blow-up doll that she used to vigourously.

Answer 1

Hell Yes!!
Lmao
its funny too

Answer 2

It doesn't make sense. Where did the money come into it?

Here's a few from my childhood fifty years ago.

There once was a young man named Dave
Who found an old 'Pro. in a cave
He said 'She's disgusting,
But she only needs dusting
And think of the money I'll save.'

Ther once was an old guy named Bill
Who swallowed an atomic pill
They found his sex organ
On a farm in Glamorgan
And his balls on a hill in Brazil

There was a young girl from Westhoughton
Who had a long t!t and a short 'un
On top of all that
She had a big ****
And a fart like a 500 Norton

There was a a young fellow called Paul
Who used to do tricks in the hall
His favourite trick
Was to spin on his di ck
And glide round the hall on one ball.

Can't remember any more

Answer 3

You bet! Well done!

Try this-

There once was a man with a vice,
Who thought that his woman was nice.
And he took her to bed, even though she was dead,
to defrost her, because of the ice.

This love is a beautiful science,
a statement of real defiance.
As she washes the clothes,
water pumps through the hose.
as she presses against the appliance.

.

Answer 4

That's rubbish, I agree. Here's an edited version:

There was a young lady from Kent,
Who fell way behind with her rent
She went on the game
But all was in vain
Cos her vagina resembled a vent

Much better, I think you'd agree.

Answer 5

it's different i heard
There was a young man from kent
who's willy was crooked and bent
to save him the trouble he stuck it up double
and instead of coming he went

There was a young woman from Ealing
who had a most peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

Answer 6

There once was lad named Jasper
Who needed a cast made of plaster
Having such great wealth, he thought to himself
"I'll have mines made of alabaster"

Answer 7

it's nonsensical

I like this one:

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a 44
No Les
No More

Answer 8

here's another version
their was a young fellow from Kent
whose pric k was exceedingly bent
to save himself trouble
he stuck it in double
and instead of coming he went

Answer 9

I don't get it....what did she spend the 50 quid on??

Answer 10

that is the worse i have ever read. find the person who made it up and blast them with a double bore shotgun. believe.. you will be doing them a big favour!