Can someone who can understand tongues translate this?

Question

After a couple of PMs of lilsexymama trying to convince me the Bible predicted 9/11 and Katrina, I finally just told her she was insane and to {} off.

Then something amazing happened! She became filled with the Holy spirit and started typing in tongues. I was hoping some of her Christian bretheren could interpret this for me, since I'm an atheist:

"Message: look you stupid , dumb, {fbomb} {female dog} i told you not to {fbomb}ing write back you dumb insane,deluted ****-faced {female dog}....i aint gonna let anyone cuss me out like you did you ****..you {fbomb} off.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your the one who ruined everything...{d} are you bi-polor you rude {donkey} ...we were chatting fine until your moody dumb {donkey} decided to go crazy for no reason..i bet you have no friends!! my beliefs are my beliefs...so you {F} OFF!! NOW YOU HAVE MET THE BAD ME... {female dog} "

Any help is appreciated.

Y!A removed the original question fo rprofanity even though all profanity had been obfuscated. Maybe this is vague enough for the silly Puritans.

Answer 1

Here is the translation:

Be advised, my dear intellectually-impaired, cognitively-challenged fornicating she-hound: I did, in fact, inform you that I preferred no further fornicating correspondance with an intellectually stunted and mentally unstable excrement-countenanced she-hound such as yourself. How dare you insinuate that I intend to tolerate such a diabolical tyraid as the the one you have just unleashed upon me! Fornicate off! You have ravaged the entire discourse, you mentally ill boorish jackass. We were conversing amiably until your ill-humoured mindless posterior opted, without provolcation, to lose contact with your faculties. I would wager that you are devoid of any meaningful realtionships. My dogma is my dogma, so kindly fornicate off. You have now become acquainted with the darker aspects of my personality....she-hound.

Hope this helps. :)

Answer 2

Wow. I sympathize with you. I've had several emails from a semi-regular atheist that posts here that were nearly as bad as this. It was VERY creepy.

Occasionally, I can interpret tongues, but I don't need the Holy Spirit to do this one. She said: "I'm not a true Christian. I hate you because you disagreed with me and I can't disprove what you said. I use the Bible irresponsibly to prove my conspiracy theories. Did I mention that I hate you?"

I hope this helps. Peace.

p.s. -- I agree with you, 9/11 and Katrina are NOT in the Bible. Trust me, I've looked.

Answer 3

I answered your original post with a long explanation, am too lazy to do that again, sorry :)

From reading it all now, i have to say it is probably not all that bad. I've gotten love letters what were a lot worse than this mail you received. I think she just has a thing for animals.

No worries.

Answer 4

That's funny that you called it tongues, because my dad used to call cussing speaking in french. Random, um, I don't think the two of you should seek out conversations with each other.

Answer 5

you're right! many Christians are hypocrites! of course many non-Christians are hypocrites too!

becoming a Christian does not make someone magically free from sin.. Christians still sin, but if they are true Christians they will ask God to forgive their sin.. exposing the sin of a Christian doesn't prove Christianity is false.. it just proves that Christians are human..

Answer 6

Clearly, she was speaking to herself. Internal monologue is often difficult to understand.

Answer 7

be cynical as this sounds like nothing but a scam

Answer 8

Does she pray with that mouth?

I think it may be a blessing of some sort.

She's being bi-polar, just like her god - good god, angry god, good god, angry god

Answer 9

Da da de de da de da ddaa dea dae de de dad da da!


*sticking out tongue*