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I'm making fortune cookies for an asian themed party i'm having. What are some cool fortunes or messages I can put inside. They can be funny or wise or whatever.

2006-09-27 05:36:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

6 answers

"Don't Kiss An Elephant On The Lips Today"

2006-09-27 06:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I made fortune cookies for a party years ago. I made a fortune that was personal for each person and placed them with the place setting along with the place cards.

Example, for a friend that I knew was trying to conceive, "I hear the pitter patter of little feet".

For another that was that was going through a bad divorce, " I see in your future, someone in your past, finding that fresh laundry and home cooked meals were not a gift from the housekeeping fairy."

You get the just of it. Some were a lot more fun, and not for Yahoo viewing.

2006-09-27 14:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by arkyankeedonna 3 · 0 0

You will eat another fortune cookie in the near future. Good Luck, sounds like fun

2006-09-27 12:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by naughtykitty94 3 · 0 0

Help!!! I'm being held captive in a Chinese cookie factory.

2006-09-27 13:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by tadpole 1 · 1 0

misfortunes are funnier like:
May a St Bernard ignore your cries for help in an avalanche

2006-09-27 12:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by Janna 4 · 1 0

how about "I pooped in the main dish!" lol, sorry!!!

2006-09-27 12:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0 0

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