Here is the situation. I am a brown noser, I have my nose so far up my boss’s *** it is hard to tell where he ends and I begin. I steal ideas from my coworkers and take credit for them. I leak personal information about them around the office so it gets back to the boss. I jockey for any position that will move me up the ladder at the expense of my co workers and because of my efforts I am the top paid employee, about six figures. But the redeeming factor here is that when Christmas comes around we do a secret Santa. Since I make so much more money I give a descent gift.
2006-09-27 04:51:04 · 12 answers · asked by David W 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
you're stupid
2006-09-27 04:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by jrhod263 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - I can't believe you are real. That sounds more like a character from a novel. If you have not written one then you should consider it, this sounds like good material. Perhaps also a good script for a sitcom :-)
Coworkers might not kill you but perhaps have all kinds of fantasies about how to make your life hell. And they are united it seems in that goal. So....You may find dog poop in your cubicle or other nasty stuff may happen to you
ut also one thing in life is sure....something like Karma exists, everything comes back one day. So - just in case that you are real....be careful out there....
2006-09-27 05:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by spaceskating_girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are worried about your co-workers killing you, then maybe you should think before you act from now-on. Truely it depends on the type of people you work with. Personally I wouldn't kill you but I would definately get some revenge if you stole an idea of mine. One way or another you would get what is coming of you.
2006-09-27 04:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by staxi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They probably talk bad about you behind your back, or maybe even within earshot fo you. However, because you give good secret santa gifts they will not kill you. They may put exlax in your coffee though.
2006-09-27 04:55:20 · answer #4 · answered by BG 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only judgment you need to start worrying about is Gods. I feel sorry for you when it's your time to go. You may be reaping the rewards of your actions now but what comes around goes around.
2006-09-27 05:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by Mauki90 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you may come across a interest, is what i might say, liar. face the data dude. i does no longer make it easier to blow me in case you probably did have a knife in my face and a crossbow in my ***. you're a loser. you're making human beings help the assumption of suicide as a life like answer
2016-10-18 01:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know that you have to worry about being killed, but you're not a very nice or a good person.
I personally, would have stopped your crap a long time ago, but I don't know you.
TTFN
2006-09-27 04:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they do you will probably come back and be the office ghost so who cares.
2006-09-27 08:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by Heather C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should write fiction.
2006-09-27 05:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by purrfectsandcastle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a coworker doesnt kill you soon, you got lucky.
2006-09-27 05:27:48 · answer #10 · answered by slippie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the hell is wrong with you? Do you not have ANYthing to do?
2006-09-27 04:55:17 · answer #11 · answered by loveblue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋