2006-09-27 04:48:38 · 5 answers · asked by kelly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yah...when you are at the dinner table, chew up some food in your mouth and without swallowing, ask everyone at the table "Who likes seafood?" and open your mouth with the chewed food inside. Say, "See" "Food" HA.
2006-09-27 04:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by Joey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day this Blonde decides to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest suitable looking patch of ice.
After positioning her comfy stool, she starts to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice booms out, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the Blonde moves further down the ice, pours herself a cup of cappuccino, and begins to cut another hole.
Again, from the heavens, a voice bellows, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The Blonde, now quite worried, moves way down to the opposite end of the ice, sets up her stool, and tries yet again, to cut herself a hole.
But, once again the voice thunders: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stops, looking skyward, and says, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replies, "No, I'm the Ice-Rink Manager!"
2006-09-29 05:09:34 · answer #2 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope this sounds like a seafood joke, mainly for Hokkien.
Chinese (Hokkien) man: "This restaurant sells "Tok Kong"
chili crap"
Later a waiter place a plate of chili craps on the table.
All the craps were "single claw".
Explanation of "Tok Kong" in Hokkien dialect. It could mean
"Very Best" or "Single Claw".
2006-09-28 00:28:46 · answer #3 · answered by Roti-Prata 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only about the cockle that went to a disco and pulled a mussel.
2006-09-27 12:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry no
2006-09-27 12:09:32 · answer #5 · answered by apurba s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋